4x4 drivers Reason for annoyance:"They're dangerous, polluting, and they think they can park wherever they fu**ing well like" by Mercool McCaber About 4x4 drivers:Nothing says "I have an incredibly small penis" more than driving one of these dangerous, polluting kid-killers around town. The arrogance of model names like 'Nissan Warrior' and 'Dodge RAM' is all too frequently mirrored by the driving styles of the vehicle's occupants, who seemingly believe there's been a line inserted into the Highway Code that reads 'Might is right' and enjoy playing chicken with more sensible vehicles at every opportunity. Fact is, you cannot see a six-year-old from the driving height of one of these 'Chelsea Tractors' and should you have the misfortune to hit one, the chances of you killing it are far, far greater than with a proper car. The braindead drivers of these urban monster-trucks are now complaining about the extra tax they have to pay for the fuel they guzzle and the imposition of higher road tax. Well maybe if they hadn't been so fu**ing stupid in the first place, they wouldn't have to pay it! Lastly, as illustrated, 4*4 drivers seem to think that they can park anywhere - and sod the rest of us. Their limited all-round vision allures them towards the end of parking blocks - conveniently blocking the view of the rest of us.
It's only a matter of time before some enterprising supermarket chain restricts 4*4 vehicles to the back end of car parks for safety reasons. If McDonald's do the same and ban them from their drive-throughs, where their excessive vehicle size is too often responsible for knocking windows out of drive-thru booths, then the fat dickless shit-for-brains' that drive them really will start to get pissed off. FACT: 4x4 drivers are more irritating than Peter Andre but less irritating than People Eating in the Cinema You may also find Speed Cameras , Parking in Parent Spaces without Children and Disabled parking space schemes irritating.
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Reply #1 on : Sun October 12, 2008, 12:26:35