Ainsley Harriott

Reason for annoyance:

"Couldn't you just stick Suzy Salt where the sun don't shine?"

by Howie Ratating

About Ainsley Harriott:

It's mainly when he does that cheesy smile (see picture) when I get an overwhelming urge to wrap Percy Pepper round his shiny head. And as for those godforsaken Fairy adverts, jesus, I wish he'd get some in his eyes and then fall on a knife! (preferable before it's been cleaned to increase the chance of infection)

You were once,apparently, a good chef Ainsley, go back to that 'cause you're a sh*te, overbearing, unfunny presenter.

How does "Ready, Steady, get the f*ck off my telly!" grab ya!

FACT: Ainsley Harriott is more irritating than Pete Doherty but less irritating than M62

You may also find Gordon Ramsey , Linda Barker , Jeremy Clarkson and Davina McCall irritating.