Alan Carr

Reason for annoyance:

"the mere sound of him makes me want to vomit"

by Tony Gallagher

About Alan Carr:

I hate his face, his manner, everything he says, and especially his agonising-to-hear voice. Whenever I see or hear him I feel simultaneously enraged, sickened, and I despair. I generally don't wish real harm upon people, even if they hurt me in some way, but I do wish harm on this man. Why is he famous? Why is he working? Why is he being paid? Is there anyone who likes Alan Carr? If so, I'm genuinely interested to hear what appeals about him, to hear what's like able. To me, he's less appealing than the worst filth I can imagine.

You may also find Jo Brand , Jim Davidson and Bill Oddie irritating.

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Alan Carr
Reply #1 on : Fri August 15, 2008, 23:07:19

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Remember that bad german bloke from indian jones, yeah the bloke with the long black coat, he reminds me of him, only not as menacing and scary, cos you could easily kick the crap out of alan carr in your sleep, (and that german bloke)

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