Didier Drogba

Reason for annoyance:

"The boy has great skill, great strength, great power......and lousy balance."

by Purple Monkey Dishwasher

About Didier Drogba:

Is this guy the most irritating footballer we've ever seen? He prances about in that namby-pamby blue kit, falling over at the first sign of a slight breeze. And that grimace on his ugly face whenever he's the victim of another 'injustice'? We're used to footballers cheating, but this overpriced, overhyped, overpampered waste of space has taken it all on to a new level. If there is any justice in this sad world, he'll suffer a serious cruciate ligament injury and everyone will ignore him and play on. With a bit of luck his Russian paymaster will get bored paying his wages during his recovery period and dump him off to a club in another country. Then we won't have to put up with his antics any more.

Being sent off in the Champions League Final for that girly slap was the funniest moment of the season, the only surprising thing was that the energy involved in slapping the guy didn't make him fall over.

FACT: Didier Drogba is more irritating than Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham but less irritating than Spam E-mails

You may also find Gordon Ramsey and England Football Team irritating.