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England Football Team

Reason for annoyance:

"Overpaid, over-rated, over-hyped…and under-achieving"

by Purple Monkey Dishwasher

About England Football Team:

The England squad is full of talented, successful players who earn huge amounts of money every single day of their working lives. They perform miracles week in, week out for their clubs, winning trophies on a regular basis. But put them in England shirts and they look as though they’ve never been introduced to each other.

On paper, England’s squad are as good as any other team in the world… but football’s played on grass, not paper. Until FIFA change the rules so that England could field 16 players in every game there’s always going to be trouble.

If only we had San Marino, Andorra, Lichtenstein and Malta in the group we’d be fine.


FACT: England Football Team are more irritating than Clown Porn but less irritating than William Rees-Mogg

You may also find Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham , Didier Drogba and Gordon Ramsey irritating.



Are England Football Team annoying?

Yes: [64]
78.0%
 
 
No: [18]
22.0%
 
 


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