Gary Glitter

Reason for annoyance:

"I don't want to fly cattle class, I'm having a heart attack ... b*llocks"

by Howie Ratating

About Gary Glitter:

The disgraced rock star Gary Glitter or should I say Paul Gadd, is now a free man. Proving beyond reasonable doubt that there is no real justice in the world.

Glitters perverted pastimes were first brought to light when he took his child porn filled laptop to be fixed. This highlights the dangers of getting PCWorld to fix your IT equipment. After learning the paedophile ropes in a UK prison for 2 months he headed off to South East Asia to get a couple of young girls to assault.

A short time later he was once again caught kiddie fiddling and sentenced to 3 years in a Vietnamese prison where his nuts should have been removed with a rusty Stanley knife. Alas no, his nuts were not removed he was simply let out early. Outrageous.

In an attempt to punish him several airlines refused to carry the perv back to the UK and as he was not allowed to travel first class he started to act like a child and faked a heart attack. Nonce.

Also, what the f*ck is that stupid goatee all about?!?

FACT: Gary Glitter is more irritating than McDonalds Global Casting but less irritating than Airports

You may also find Paris Hilton irritating.