Lady Heather Mills McCartney

Reason for annoyance:

"Being an ugly mad one legged bitch"

by Graham Taylor

About Lady Heather Mills McCartney:

There’s nothing Lady Heather McCartney likes more than a bit of publicity… but she hasn’t paid us for this spot, honest.

She’d steal, ooh, millions of pounds from national celebrities if that was what it took.

SAD Sir Paul has just about had enough of Lady Heather’s fair-weather tales – and as soon as she walked out on the Beatles star, she was for the chop – the British public hate a PLASTIC CELEBRITY.She knew she was walking into a minefield – top British newspaper The Sun has variously described her as a “liar”, a “porn star” and a “fantasist”. The newspaper has also challenged her to sue – something she has so far failed to do.

Britain has seen through Lady Mucca’s muck-raking gold-digging.

So, Lady Mucca, HowIrritating.com goes down on one knee and begs: spare us the CROCODILE tears– the British public just don’t care for your plastic sobs!

FACT: Heather Mills McCartney is more irritating than Alan Carr but less irritating than Bullguard Anti-Virus

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