Jeremy Clarkson

Reason for annoyance:

"Tie him to the front bumper of a 4x4 and let me drive it head on into the back of a Volvo."

by Zmugzy

About Jeremy Clarkson:

What a monstrous lump of lard, a grotesque putrid example of an Englishman. Send him to the jungle and feed him to the lions. Tie him to the front bumper of a 4x4 and let me drive it head on into the back of a Volvo.

If all that has gone wrong with this green and pleasant land could be represented in a single entity, he would be it! He reminds me of that big over grown bully in the school playground who goes around stealing sweets from the smaller kids. He should be locked into a Fiat Uno and dropped from a great height.

You may also find Ainsley Harriott , Linda Barker and Davina McCall irritating.

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Nathan

Clarkson
Reply #1 on : Mon June 16, 2008, 23:54:09

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Lump of lard? Yes. he's got a waistline unadmired by our shitty culture.
But does he have the saggy bingo wings of the feminists he annoys?
No.
So we all have our differences but that Man makes me laugh and i take the things he says with a pinch of salt and watch or read what he does with enjoyment and a smile because i know that'll make ME smile.
So enjoy what you do and if it gives you a smile as Clarkson does for me... We're all happy.

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