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John McCririck

Reason for annoyance:

"What no coke? Big whoop, DRINK WATER!"

by Anonymili

"What a pontificating ponce!"

by Zmugzy

About John McCririck:

Apparently this guy is famous in sporting circles for waving his hands around doing signals - something to do with horse-racing? Or maggot-eating? Who knows? Who cares? He was on Celeb Big Brother (yeah I know that says it all) and made me roar with laughter initially when he had tantrums about being deprived of his cola drinks. Germaine Greer “said Big Brother had behaved "like a child rather than a parent" by taunting contestant John McCririck after denying him a cola drink.”

Oh, what no coke? Big whoop, DRINK WATER, you big old lolly! Amusing at first, it quickly became very annoying to hear him constantly whine about no fizzy drinks! I used to scream “SHUT THE HELL UP” before switching the TV over to another channel. Good therapy.

 

What a pontificating ponce! Even Frankenstein could never have dreamed of creating a more frightening monster than this hand waving misogynistic lunatic. Who keeps letting him on out screens? Is there any section of society that he has not offended with his deeply prejudiced narrow minded comments? He should drown himself in a bath of his own favourite cola drink.

Tie his hands together, smear him in manure, and have him dragged along the ground tied to a horse at full gallop.


FACT: John McCririck is more irritating than Old Men in Thongs but less irritating than Barry Scott

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Fergus McFurious
Comment
Tosca
Reply #1 on : Tue May 20, 2008, 21:45:55
He goes off on one if you try to take his photo too - I don't mean when he's out with his long-suffering wife, whom he refers to as 'Booby' either! I mean at the races, on bleedin race day! I mean - if you want to make a living by being in the public eye, damn well play by the rules! And he dresses like a gypsy too! What a slapper!
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