Junk Mail

Reason for annoyance:

"This tiresome modern-day plague must have cost three rain forests already"

by Purple Monkey Dishwasher

About Junk Mail:

Let’s face it, no-one really responds to junk mail, do they? For every thousand letters that get sent out, 999 go straight from hallway floor to bin. Do not pass go, do not collect a bollocking from Sting. What a complete waste of time, money and trees. You know those reply-paid envelopes that are always included in the junk mail? Seal them up and send them back empty. Make these buggers pay postage for fresh air. Sooner or later the message will get through, surely?

FACT: Junk Mail is more irritating than Imported botted water but less irritating than Charles Clarke