Last Choir Standing

Reason for annoyance:

"Surely the death-knell of this ridiculous chapter in TV history?"

by Purple Monkey Dishwasher

About Last Choir Standing:

This programme represents everything that’s bad about contemporary television. We’ve had (lack of) talent shows, dancing, dancing on ice, Pop Idol, Football Idol, Vacuum Cleaner Idol and Walking In A Straight Line Idol. We’ve made celebrities out of people who can knock up an omelette or dig a bleeding garden. Now we have choirs prancing about like boy bands on valium, being judged by semi-nobodies from the Z-List. I can only assume the Jobcentres are now empty. In between the dreadful songs, if you listen carefully you can hear the chink, chink noise of someone scraping the barrel.

FACT: Last Choir Standing is more irritating than Linda Barker but less irritating than Flower sellers in restaurants abroad

You may also find Simon Cowell irritating.