Mondays Reason for annoyance:"I believe the word Monday came from the Latin word mundane .... nothing to do with the moon" by Ian About Mondays:In the infamous words of the Boomtown Rats, I'll tell you why I don't like Mondays! Well for myself and the vast majority of people Monday signifies the start of the working week and the end of the freedom that is the weekend. It means getting up at a stupid hour to drive half a sleep to a job you despise. The reason why you're so knackered is because you've been out all weekend proving that the government stats are correct and you are a binge drinker. Your body gets it own back for this punishment on Sunday night, when you have decided to have an early night, by constantly sending a "You've slept in, you're going to be late!" message to your brain, even though you've only been asleep 10 seconds. A study carried out by Japan's Tokyo Women's Medical University and published in an American Journal showed that many workers suffer a significant increase in blood pressure as they return to the office after the weekend. This increases your chances of a heart attack or stroke. So you've been warned, going to work on a Monday could kill you!
So you've managed to drag your arse out of bed and finally arrive at work tired, miserable and depressed. Not a good place to be, however, this is not a valid reason to start shooting children or indeed adults in a playground. That would be taking it too far. FACT: Mondays are more irritating than Old Men in Thongs but less irritating than Spam E-mails You may also find Smoking irritating.
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