Peter Andre

Reason for annoyance:

"Peter Andre is a tool. FACT."

by Mercool McCaber

About Peter Andre:

One half of cringe-worthy "celeb" couple 'Peter and Jordan', Mr. Andrea's talents include being orange, being married to a much more successful woman with pneumatic breasts and talking absolute nonsense.

Tops poll after poll of 'useless twats'.

Still, I'm sure Peter will make the breast of a bad job.

You may also find Jordan (Katie Price) , Jessica Simpson , Did They Die dot com and Piers Morgan irritating.

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