Scotland Reason for annoyance:"So cold as to be uninhabitable Scotland is full of Caber tossing porridge munchers with a chip on their shoulder." by Mercool McCaber About Scotland:It's hardly surprising that, living in a country that's almost uninhabitably cold and with a propensity for ginger children on a par with the Vikings, that the Scottish are a miserable bunch who are far from gracious when dealing with their English masters. Despite a long history of inferiority, Scotland clearly believes it has something to give to the World. Often, especially in business, Scotland organises it's own insular awards - often making wild claims about the people of Scotland being innovative and clever. Clearly none of this is true and is only designed to give the SECC in Glasgow something to host once a year as it's otherwise an out-moded 80s white-elephant with a restaurant called 'Fingernails' - how delightful! Pass-times in Scotland include Tossing the Caber (a kind of 'throw the stick' game akin to those the rest of the World play with dogs), men wearing skirts and disco-dancing, intravenous drug-taking and deep-frying snackfoods. The locals are also particularly fond of living in damp high-rise blocks and having sex with their own relatives. If you find people in Scotland incomprehensible, you are not alone. They are actually speaking in tongues as they are under the control of the devil.
Famous Scottish people are Billy Connolly and Edith Bowman and that's it.
FACT: Scotland is more irritating than Old Men in Thongs but less irritating than Paris Hilton You may also find Alistair Darling , People who go on strike and Old People irritating.
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