Starbucks Reason for annoyance:"World domination via the sinister medium of coffee" by Purple Monkey Dishwasher About Starbucks:Coffee is a great-tasting pick-me-up, but do we really need so many of these overpriced, overhyped haunts in every single high street? Remember when the only decision when choosing a cup of coffee was ‘black or white’? Now we have organic, decaff, Guatemalan blend, breakfast... the list goes on forever. Then, what size cup do you want? Then, would you like a ponced-up biscuit for another three quid? There are many great examples of American culture in this country, such as Friends, Goodfellas and MTV. But, people of Britain, I ask you this: do you really want your refreshment from this soulless American import? Put the kettle on, and have a nice cup of tea. FACT: Starbucks is more irritating than Gordon Brown but less irritating than Using mobile phone while driving
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