Total
 Reason for annoyance:"Why the hell would anyone want to buy oil from the French" by Fergus McFurious About Total:A shortened form of Total-Fina-Elf, Total's shops are named 'Bonjour!' reflecting the oil company's French roots.
Expensive, smelly and annoying - but that's just the French - why would anyone want to buy anything other than wine and cheese from these cognac-swilling surrender monkeys?
FACT: Total is more irritating than Ikea but less irritating than iPhone
You may also find Fuel Tax , N-Power , Ikea , Talk Talk and Orange irritating.
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